• england: someone go call america for me.
  • france: how?? he's probably sleeping like a log--
  • canada: hold up i got this
  • canada: aHEM.
  • france:
  • england:
  • canada: WHAT TEAM??
  • [stumbling and footsteps going down the stairs]
  • america: [bUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR]
  • america: WILDCATS
down-the-muddy-river:

"Generally, I play the guy where it’s a bit like: ‘Yeah, he’s not unattractive, but it’s not his looks that make the lead girl want to be with him, so much’. That’s the way I always feel in my head. I feel like I get away with more than what I was given".

down-the-muddy-river:

"Generally, I play the guy where it’s a bit like: ‘Yeah, he’s not unattractive, but it’s not his looks that make the lead girl want to be with him, so much’. That’s the way I always feel in my head. I feel like I get away with more than what I was given".

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

  • Friend: if you smoke weed you don't have a gag reflex, you shouldn't have to throw up.
  • Me: *thinking* no gag reflex? Perfect for blowjobs.

restlesslyaspiring:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

americachavez:

do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry

"if derek dies, im out."
— teen wolf fandom (via happilyandstrong)